How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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