Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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