you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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