I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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