My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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