those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
now i know why i became what i already was.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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