I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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