We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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