He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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