ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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