I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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