I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
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in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
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Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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