Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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