There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Alive.
So much puke
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
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We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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