This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
How's work?
Spinning.
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I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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