Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
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Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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