fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
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I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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