Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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