i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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