can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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