Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
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Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I just want nice things and good sex
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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