STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
high people should be assigned attendants
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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