Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Oh god it's open bar.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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