I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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