You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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