No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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