Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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