I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
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They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
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