I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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