another moral hangover. fuck.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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