Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
honey bunches of taint.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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