Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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