I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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