It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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