My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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