I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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