He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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