There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
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dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
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Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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