i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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