I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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