Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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