the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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