They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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