What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
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No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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