This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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