He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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