Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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