We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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