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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  he just said he'd buy the porn

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  its a step up from the last guy

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire

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• (585): View more from New York

  I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.

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• (949): View more from California

  how did we start talking about space blow jobs?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak

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• (305): View more from Florida

  YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.

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