so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.