and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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