I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.