all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
im so drunk with asians
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".