is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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