am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
