In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize