Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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