We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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