After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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