awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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