im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
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it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
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If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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